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9/12/09 airplane flight from Seattle to Lihue.
17:00 The guy next to me has extremely long toenails and should
probably invest in some toenail clippers.
17:19. The guy behind me is asleep and snot is running down his nose.
Not Aqualung, though close.
20:05 toenail guy and snot guy are friends.
20:06 third and final beverage service includes a free Mai Tai. I'm sure it's more Mai and less Tai.
20:37 older lady with perm, fanny pack, Birkenstocks and a pink
corduroy double breasted jacket.
20:43 older lady's traveling companion has Texas sized side burns and
orange ear plugs.
21:13 had to wait for the restroom with a changing table. It smelled of vomit. Somebody partook in too much alcohol.
21:14 somebody reeks of b.o.
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3 pies thrown:
classic airline travel, right down to the last one!
(1) Um, how do you know about his toenails? Did he wear flip-flops? Was he fresh, and trying t initiate a game of footsies?
(2) At least the older lady didn't have Texas-sized sideburns.
X. Toenail guy was across from me. The thought of him touching me made me gag. :)
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